Tuesday, June 22, 2004
Funniest of the web, june 2004
Well, it has been a long time in the making, but it is finally here. My list of the funniest things that I could find online in the last month. Originally, I had thought that composing this list would be easier than the last one, as the last list was literally thrown together in about 3 hours. "With a whole month," I had thought, "I could come up with something really good." Ah, but the problem is I used most of my favorite humor sites in the list from last month. Granted most of these sites have more than one article, but I don't want this to turn into my monthly list of the funniest articles on X-E. I could do that, but trust me you'd be better off just going to X-E. So, with that in mind, I have compiled a group of sites that I am guessing most of you have never seen before. Now, with out further ado, here they are, submitted for your approval, the best of the best (or at least the best of whats left): THE FUNNIEST OF THE WEB JUNE 2004!!!
Mitch Hedberg's site: That's right, the official site of Mitch Hedberg. This site includes some real gems, like a list of hotel reviews written by Mitch himself. Hopefully, when and if you do decide to check this baby out the article about the Halloween movies will still be up. That shit is funny. Regardless, it is worth a look, especially if you like Mitch Hedberg. If you don't like Mitch Hedberg, you may want to skip this one. If you have never heard of Mitch Hedberg, report to your local CD vendor immediately and prepare for comedy.
The question on everybody's mind: Yes, it is the question that everyone is asking right now. "Can Episode III be Saved?" That is the actual title to the article. Okay, I know not everyone is asking this question. But they should. I mean this is Star Wars people, Star Wars. Yeah, that's right Star Wars. This was definately my favorite find of the bunch. I think that this guy has some really good ideas about how to truly save the final film. Ch-check it out.
Warp Britney Spears: Ok, this one is only funny if you make it funny, but regardless, it is fun. I made one in which her mouth took up almost the entire picture. It was like something out of one of the creepier parts of I Married a Strange Person! For those of you that got that reference, I applaud you. If not, I included the link.
A big humor index: Granted, this is pretty lame. Not the site, mind you, but my inclusion of it on this list. There is good stuff in there to be sure, but it has to be looked for, and that is kind of what this post is supposed to be about: me going out and finding stuff that I find funny and then subjecting my poor readers to it. The inclusion of this lets you go forth and decide what is funny for yourself. Mah oh Mah, how the times are a-changin.
That is really all that I have as far as the good shit is concerned (my opinion, of course). But here is some garbage that I found laying about the web, and at least got a chuckle out of it.
A Paul Walker fansite: It is no secret that there is no love lost between me and Paul Walker. This is a site dedicated to him. It just so happens that there is a just God in control of the universe, as this site no longer exists. I just included the link for novelty.
All-in-One Six Sigma? Is this guy for real? Seriously, I can't tell. Read through this, oh, and the one that tells you how to think like a comedian. I mean it seems like he is kidding, but is he?? Let me know what you think.
Angry vegan: Ah, this is the part of the post where I make fun of people who have made different life choices than I have. Say what you will, its all I have...
Photoshopped celebrity pics: First off, this is not porn. At least not mainly. It is, however, a large compilation of celebrity images that have been...altered. Some are funny, some are not. Once again, in the spirit of freedom that makes this country great, I will leave it to you to make up your own mind which are which.
Well, that is what I found. Right there, in two "giant" lists. I wish I could think of a real zinger to end this puppy with, but then I realize that I am not the humor mastermind behind this ingenius work of comedy, it is the comics and lame folk that I make fun of. So out of appreciation for them, please stand up right now and give a big round of applause. Or don't. I don't give a crap.
Late,
Z
(I wonder if the ending breaks the light hearted mood?)
Well, it has been a long time in the making, but it is finally here. My list of the funniest things that I could find online in the last month. Originally, I had thought that composing this list would be easier than the last one, as the last list was literally thrown together in about 3 hours. "With a whole month," I had thought, "I could come up with something really good." Ah, but the problem is I used most of my favorite humor sites in the list from last month. Granted most of these sites have more than one article, but I don't want this to turn into my monthly list of the funniest articles on X-E. I could do that, but trust me you'd be better off just going to X-E. So, with that in mind, I have compiled a group of sites that I am guessing most of you have never seen before. Now, with out further ado, here they are, submitted for your approval, the best of the best (or at least the best of whats left): THE FUNNIEST OF THE WEB JUNE 2004!!!
Mitch Hedberg's site: That's right, the official site of Mitch Hedberg. This site includes some real gems, like a list of hotel reviews written by Mitch himself. Hopefully, when and if you do decide to check this baby out the article about the Halloween movies will still be up. That shit is funny. Regardless, it is worth a look, especially if you like Mitch Hedberg. If you don't like Mitch Hedberg, you may want to skip this one. If you have never heard of Mitch Hedberg, report to your local CD vendor immediately and prepare for comedy.
The question on everybody's mind: Yes, it is the question that everyone is asking right now. "Can Episode III be Saved?" That is the actual title to the article. Okay, I know not everyone is asking this question. But they should. I mean this is Star Wars people, Star Wars. Yeah, that's right Star Wars. This was definately my favorite find of the bunch. I think that this guy has some really good ideas about how to truly save the final film. Ch-check it out.
Warp Britney Spears: Ok, this one is only funny if you make it funny, but regardless, it is fun. I made one in which her mouth took up almost the entire picture. It was like something out of one of the creepier parts of I Married a Strange Person! For those of you that got that reference, I applaud you. If not, I included the link.
A big humor index: Granted, this is pretty lame. Not the site, mind you, but my inclusion of it on this list. There is good stuff in there to be sure, but it has to be looked for, and that is kind of what this post is supposed to be about: me going out and finding stuff that I find funny and then subjecting my poor readers to it. The inclusion of this lets you go forth and decide what is funny for yourself. Mah oh Mah, how the times are a-changin.
That is really all that I have as far as the good shit is concerned (my opinion, of course). But here is some garbage that I found laying about the web, and at least got a chuckle out of it.
A Paul Walker fansite: It is no secret that there is no love lost between me and Paul Walker. This is a site dedicated to him. It just so happens that there is a just God in control of the universe, as this site no longer exists. I just included the link for novelty.
All-in-One Six Sigma? Is this guy for real? Seriously, I can't tell. Read through this, oh, and the one that tells you how to think like a comedian. I mean it seems like he is kidding, but is he?? Let me know what you think.
Angry vegan: Ah, this is the part of the post where I make fun of people who have made different life choices than I have. Say what you will, its all I have...
Photoshopped celebrity pics: First off, this is not porn. At least not mainly. It is, however, a large compilation of celebrity images that have been...altered. Some are funny, some are not. Once again, in the spirit of freedom that makes this country great, I will leave it to you to make up your own mind which are which.
Well, that is what I found. Right there, in two "giant" lists. I wish I could think of a real zinger to end this puppy with, but then I realize that I am not the humor mastermind behind this ingenius work of comedy, it is the comics and lame folk that I make fun of. So out of appreciation for them, please stand up right now and give a big round of applause. Or don't. I don't give a crap.
Late,
Z
(I wonder if the ending breaks the light hearted mood?)
Wednesday, June 09, 2004
He works hard for the money, two days a week
Well, hello again, dear readers. Once again it has been some time since I last posted. A lot has changed since my last post, most notably I am now going to Japan...which I am sure that you all know as I can't seem to shut up about it. Consequently, this means that I have to save a couple thousand bucks by September. Consequently consequently, getting this job means that I have had to step my job searching considerably. Ironic. Thus, I told the temp-job folk that I was in fact *not* going to Japan, so that they would then find me a job. Ironic, Ironic. They, in turn, did find me a job, for part of this week. But, hey, a job is still a job. Things just ain't the same nowadays, things just ain't the same. Anyhow, I guess what I do is make copies. I made about 10,000 today, at least it felt like it. Then again it was about 150 degrees (celsius) in the copy closet, and that may have affected my brain. Seriously, this room was hot. I looked like the fat guy in the gangsters paradise video. Other than that I throw things away and roll up giant pieces of paper. The lady who is my "boss" is as cute as a button. She is about four foot five by my reckoning and fiesty. When we were throwing away big huge garbage cans full of reem(sp) upon reem of paper she insisted on taking it outside herself, telling me to just hold the door. I then took out the next garbage can to which she said, "do you have it? It's heavy?" I almost wanted to say, "lady, I am like 4 of you." I didn't though, she is my boss, that and she is just so darn cute. Don't worry though, ladies, shes not my type, a bit too old and a bit too married. Thats about it really, hopefully soon I will recieve more permanent employment at least like 3 months permanent.
Peace,
Z
Well, hello again, dear readers. Once again it has been some time since I last posted. A lot has changed since my last post, most notably I am now going to Japan...which I am sure that you all know as I can't seem to shut up about it. Consequently, this means that I have to save a couple thousand bucks by September. Consequently consequently, getting this job means that I have had to step my job searching considerably. Ironic. Thus, I told the temp-job folk that I was in fact *not* going to Japan, so that they would then find me a job. Ironic, Ironic. They, in turn, did find me a job, for part of this week. But, hey, a job is still a job. Things just ain't the same nowadays, things just ain't the same. Anyhow, I guess what I do is make copies. I made about 10,000 today, at least it felt like it. Then again it was about 150 degrees (celsius) in the copy closet, and that may have affected my brain. Seriously, this room was hot. I looked like the fat guy in the gangsters paradise video. Other than that I throw things away and roll up giant pieces of paper. The lady who is my "boss" is as cute as a button. She is about four foot five by my reckoning and fiesty. When we were throwing away big huge garbage cans full of reem(sp) upon reem of paper she insisted on taking it outside herself, telling me to just hold the door. I then took out the next garbage can to which she said, "do you have it? It's heavy?" I almost wanted to say, "lady, I am like 4 of you." I didn't though, she is my boss, that and she is just so darn cute. Don't worry though, ladies, shes not my type, a bit too old and a bit too married. Thats about it really, hopefully soon I will recieve more permanent employment at least like 3 months permanent.
Peace,
Z
