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Friday, October 28, 2005

Halloween rising

Well, it is nearly Halloween. That magical time of year when people are finalizing their costumes and getting ready for some righteous parties. Me? My costume is done. Most of you probably already know what it is. For those of you who do not, just wait. You'll see. Anyhow, I won 2nd place in the office costume contest. I don't imagine it would do nearly as well in the big leagues, but I was pleased. I got a candle and everything. Last year in Japan I was a cowboy. Pretty lame, eh? I did have the super-giant zippo lighter that was pretty funny when used correctly. But enough about me, I am looking forward to seeing other people's costumes. That is why Halloween is one of the best party holidays: People get to where costumes (without being ridiculed), and I think that this leads people to behave as they normally wouldn't. Add alcohol and that equals a good time with a remainder of fun. At least in my book. Anyhow, I think that my costume this year may be my best yet. Let me pose a quick question...What is your favorite Halloween costume ever?

Meandering,
Z

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Guess who's back...

Well, hello dear readers. It has been a long long time. Indeed, the longest hiatus in the history of "King of nothing". But hey, I did keep in touch with a certain temporary blog whose title I am sure I don't have to tell you (er...On becoming a robot). But now I am back, baby. The return of the king, as it was fortold in the previous entry (which nobody commented on in a whole year). So, I know what you are thinking about: What on earth am I going to talk about now? I mean honestly, I have been blogging about strange experiences in a foreign country, how could I possibly compete with myself? What could be more interesting than being chased through the streets by a little Japanese guy brandishing a broken bottle? The answer is simple. I have decided to take over the world.

Bow before the prince of Earth (soon to be renamed Miketopia or Salazaria),
Z

P.S. Does anyone know of any illuminati members I could contact? I hear they pretty much run things. Or I guess I could try and become like the highlander or something. That might help, plus then I would be immortal, and swords are like, really cool.

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