Friday, August 18, 2006
Snakes on the brain
There you go, yet another "snakes on a (ryhmes with plane)." But this one is mine. As you may or may not be aware, I have been eagerly anticipating the release of Snakes on a Plane for the past several months. But tonight I had had it with the waiting. I had to be among the first civilian crowd to see this awesome movie event. Having seen it, I must say that it was incredible. However, I must stop there. I would go into some light details that don't give anything away, but, honestly, I just do not have the words. How do you describe the Mona Lisa? "So she is sitting there and she is kind of smiling but not really. But it is totally awesome." How do you descibe Beethoven's 9th symphony? "Its, like, like this really great song." In this same vein, I cannot in good concious attempt to describe the majesty that is Snakes on a Plane. See it.
There you go, yet another "snakes on a (ryhmes with plane)." But this one is mine. As you may or may not be aware, I have been eagerly anticipating the release of Snakes on a Plane for the past several months. But tonight I had had it with the waiting. I had to be among the first civilian crowd to see this awesome movie event. Having seen it, I must say that it was incredible. However, I must stop there. I would go into some light details that don't give anything away, but, honestly, I just do not have the words. How do you describe the Mona Lisa? "So she is sitting there and she is kind of smiling but not really. But it is totally awesome." How do you descibe Beethoven's 9th symphony? "Its, like, like this really great song." In this same vein, I cannot in good concious attempt to describe the majesty that is Snakes on a Plane. See it.
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Midget on midget action
Some times in our lives we have the opportunity to witness something so wrong, so unholy, so depraved, that perhaps we will never see the world in the same light again. Sometimes this event involves midgets. Sometimes it involves professional wrestling. Sometimes, when we are very lucky, it involves both. After all, how can you look at your mother, or grandfather, or even your great aunt after watching midget scoop slam an even smaller midget, or a dwarf pretend to soddomize a volunteer from the crowd? How can you pet your dog? What would rover think if he knew you saw the smallest man in sports entertainment today drop from the ceiling to deliver a monstrous tiny-leg drop to the diminuitive spine of his opponent. What would anyone think? Well, last night I had a chance to see it. And it was awesome. If you ever have the chance, you should see it too. Just don't forget to pray for your immortal soul when midget wrestling comes to town.
Some times in our lives we have the opportunity to witness something so wrong, so unholy, so depraved, that perhaps we will never see the world in the same light again. Sometimes this event involves midgets. Sometimes it involves professional wrestling. Sometimes, when we are very lucky, it involves both. After all, how can you look at your mother, or grandfather, or even your great aunt after watching midget scoop slam an even smaller midget, or a dwarf pretend to soddomize a volunteer from the crowd? How can you pet your dog? What would rover think if he knew you saw the smallest man in sports entertainment today drop from the ceiling to deliver a monstrous tiny-leg drop to the diminuitive spine of his opponent. What would anyone think? Well, last night I had a chance to see it. And it was awesome. If you ever have the chance, you should see it too. Just don't forget to pray for your immortal soul when midget wrestling comes to town.
